Can't Remember to Forget You Parody

Did you all know that I'm still alive?
 I'm making a song so I'm still relevant
 Have to shake my ass to disguise the fact that whenever I sing
 I sound like I'm yodeling
 No one understands me or the words I say it's like I am gargling water
 And did you know
 I just had a baby wanna see it feed?
 Well if you stay
 I'll show you, show you, show you
 Oh oh oo oh oh
 Oh oh oo oh oh
 Please don't remember to forget me
 Oh oh oo oh oh
 Oh oh oo oh oh
 I sound exactly like a def girl now
 And if you look at me then you will clearly see
 That I'm much hotter with my hair straight
 Oh oh oo oh oh
 Oh oh oo oh oh
 Oh no, the secret to my weird voice
 P.S. I'm besties with Rihanna
 A gig is a gig
 Here for the drinks
 I'll do anything
 If I get paid in advance
 I really don't know who Shakira is
 I honestly thought this was a Kesha video
 Hold on for a second
 Hold on for a sec
 I need to take a nude for InstaDamn she's a ho
 We like putting big brown things inside our mouths.
 I think I feel a Oh no!
 Ew gross!
 Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh We're both having sex with the air now
 Oh oh oo oh oh Oh oh oo oh oh Does anybody have any Pepto?
 God these walls feel so good
 Nothing beats real hard wood
 Oh shit, I just got a splinter
 Ohhhh — Ohhhhh!
 Oh hell no get off my ho
 You can't forget me cause I beat you
 That's her right there boys
 That bitch stole my voice
 Prepare to get your Latin ass sued
 I did not steal it
 Don't sue me Kermit
 I was just borrowing it you asshole
 You're gonna do hard time for this horrendous crime.
 Nobody fucks with the Muppets!
 Oh oh oo oh oh
 Oh oh oo oh oh
 Who's gonna take my job at the voice?