Dark Horse Parody

I just broke up with an enormous douchebag
 And now it is audition time for my next man
 But I
 Have one request, to be with with me
 Treat me shittely then cheat on me
 You were my darling flower
 You should go take a shower
 My finger might just be the only thing that can please
 Katy Perry
 Take me back I brought you a gift
 Panties from the girl who lives next door
 Are those Victoria's Secret?
 I only wear Gucci, Prada or Dior...
 That is what you get, you cheap prick
 This video's offensive
 To Muslims and Egyptians
 Put my makeup back!
 Let's lez out
 Oh no, not again Miley
 We made out...
 That's because you mouth raped me
 I brought you, a jar of all my STD's
 You're sickening!
 If you want a date a cheater
 I could show you just how blurred my lines are
 Get out here you old creeper
 Marry me again. I'm the worst by far
 I'm not interested, so sorry
 Don't zap us with your boobies
 I'm getting bored, this song needs
 Someone who is black
 Guess that's me, the name's Juicy J
 I sold my ass out, for Katy Perry
 Dark Horse is, the name of this wack beat, but there
 Ain't a single horse and the only dark thing is me
 Why the hell is this theme Egyptian?
 Katy, check your brain, I think it's missing all these
 Blue guys and bitches with cat heads who wrote this were
 They trippin?
 I think that I was drugged
 Why else would I agree to do this?
 I used to be straight hood, but now I'm making pop garbage
 Every video I do this have to stand up above all the rest
 Time to use my enormous tits, to escape this horrible green screen set
 There is nobody, nobody
 That's good enough for Katy
 So screw all you, peace out dudes
 I don't think so bitch!