Happy Parody

I'm 41 but look like I'm 8.
 32 pounds is how much I weigh.
 My hat's so big you can see from space.
 And this songs so overplayed it will drive you insane.
 Cue awful dancing
 Clap along if you love watching people who can't dance.
 My style is tacky
 I look like Smokey the bear in this ridiculous brown hat
 This songs so crappy
 that it's used by the army to torture people in Iraq
 I'm so Unhappy
 But you never know because I just did a shot ton of crack
 I really owe Daft Punk and Robin Thicke.
 'Cause without them I'd be irrelevant
 You need to polish our dicks until they both shine
 But before that let's snort some blurred lines
 We're way to happy
 Clap along if your high and you just want to clap
 We're way to happy
 The only way to stand this song is to take ecstasy and do smack
 Happy Happy Happy
 apparently saying the same the word 90 times guarantees a smash
 Happy Happy Happy
 Holy sh it I love happiness please take all of my hard earned cash
 I'm shaking now did so much so much speed
 Have to make sure that I stay happy
 so I can brainwash humanity
 with this dumb song
 and then sell more cd's
 Stop I'm here to sue Pharrel
 I'm a prosaic attorney
 the whole world's happy
 because of this godamn song
 And are drugs sales are tanking
 Freestyle police
 Pharrel your under arrest for that fugly assume brown headpiece
 But it's trendy
 It's way to big for your head
 You like an ad for Arby's
 Guys stop arguing
 Pharrel I got your tests back and found why your hat looks so big
 You are shrinking
 That's also why your voice sounds like a prepubescent kid
 What are you saying
 According to this chart you have 10 more seconds to live
 Doc please help me
 There's nothing that can be done say goodbye to your fake happiness