Little Things Parody

This song was designed to make you feel lovely
 By pointing out the flaws on your fat body
 And pretending that we love them to make you feel pretty
 But clearly you're ugly
 "WAIT WHAT?"
 You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes
 Your huge thighs are hideous and your stomach is super-sized
 You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly
 But that's why you're special to me
 "OH WAIT THIS IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEIRD!"
 Your double chin and stretch marks make you stand out
 I play guitar
 Yes it's true
 That's you – you are huge
 And look like a dude
 But that's why we love you
 "YOU REALLY LOVE ME!"
 Did we mention that you're fat.
 Hey can I sing about Harry for a second?
 Sure.
 I know everything about my pal Harry.
 Like how he has a mole on the shaft on his mate
 And those daily masturbations that we do so secretly
 Are what make my life complete.
 Back to the things we like about that fat ape.
 Both of your nipples look like pan cakes
 Your bush hair is huge like Don King's dew
 But you're perfect to me
 "UM, I'M CONFUSED."
 What we're basically saying.
 Is your hideous.
 You have zits
 Hairy tits
 And your lips smell like bad fish
 But we love that gross shit.
 We're not talking about the lips on your mouth
 Who want's to suck my d****
 I will – never say never!
 What the hell Justin, this isn't your fuckin video!
 Oh well, I was just answering the question dogg!
 I got Louie for that!
 Yeah!! Oh!
 Screw you guys!
 Now where were we boys!
 Oops I let your little thing slip out of my mouth!
 I'm sorry!
 No, don't be.
 It's tiny
 Hey same with me!
 And me.
 And me
 And me.
 We all have little things.