Live While We're Young Parody

Last night we had an orgie, we had an orgie
 And there were no women aloud
 We all woke up together, woke up together
 My body's kind of hurting now
 Hey, do you like my new hair-du?
 O my gosh it's really cute
 I did my nails too, cool
 Do any of you wanna screw?
 Oh no god honey we're cool
 We like dudes
 All these ladies, ladies, ladies
 But we don't want none
 We rather jump on each other
 And slap our bums
 Oh no those hot girls want our nuts, we better run
 Hey look it's Simon!
 Who's up for a tug?
 We don't no what we're doing
 Or what we're saying
 'Cause we don't write our own music
 We do what Simon tells us
 Or else he belts us!
 You are my five sexy puppits
 Oooh
 We can't even really sing
 We use this computer thing
 It's autotune
 We have no control over anything that we do
 We signed our lives away and now we're mindless fools
 Hey guys, lets all get married in that kiddie pool
 Yeah, that sounds real sweet
 I will be the priest
 I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband
 You mayrub your nipples
 Hey boys, now that we are all
 Officially married
 Tonight we don't have to wear rubbers
 Now let's all take of our shirts
 We're half naked, naked, naked
 And it's so much fun
 After we splash around
 We're gonna all make love
 Hey guys, what's up with Zane?
 He looks completely stunned
 What's wrong with you hon?
 I drinked too much cum