Royals Parody

I look like I took way too much Xanax
 I have pubic hair on my head.
 I'm so boring
 but I act like this on purpose
 so rebellious teens
 can relate to me
 And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential
 I made a vid that is painfully dull
 I don't care
 you can't tell but I just shat my jeans
 And now I'm gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love
 Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club
 Aw hell no!
 You might as well say fried chicken also!
 Yes my lyrics seem racist. (Racist)
 But I don't give a fuck
 hip hop culture totally sucks
 Guys stop beating each other up
 But this vid is so awful (awful)
 and we live in poverty,
 please just kill me!
 No me!
 No me!
 No me!
 Calm down guys watch some TV.
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 All of my animals are dead.
 They killed themselves because I am a zombie.
 And every one who says I'm racist
 I swear that I'm not.
 I just live with skinheads
 And now I'm gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate
 Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid
 I don't care.
 I'm not getting tetanus in my dreams.
 Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash
 I would rather pretend I need food stamps
 You fake bitch
 now how the hell am I supposed to eat?
 All rich people can suck it. (suck it)
 I am such a hypocrite
 even though now I am loaded.
 I'm gonna act impoverished
 Play this shit on repeat (repeat)
 If you want to hate me
 and maybe you'll see (you'll see) (you'll see) (you'll see)
 how terrible I can be