Rude Parody

I have a girl she is my girlfriend but she don't know it
 Save her a place here in my bed by where her shrine is
 Check her accounts to see where she's been
 Her car's at her house so she must be in
 I'm your daughter's stalker can I make her my wife?
 Say yes
 Say yes
 Go to hell asshole crappy fake reggae one hit wonders aren't my daughter's type get the hell away from my house psycho!
 OMG her dad's so rude
 Creepy stalkers have rights too
 There's nothing that he can do
 His daughter is gonna marry me
 She'll be my girl
 It is our destiny
 I'll be her world
 And she'll always obey me
 Did that weird guy just say that he's stalking me?
 He should really use sham poooooooooo
 The Jamaican accent in my voice is totally fake
 But my love's real and she has no choice
 She will be my life mate
 Here family's so hungry
 Waiting for the guy from Dominos
 I will steal his clothing
 This time I'll surely get thru the door
 Did you order a large pepperoni deep dish?
 I did yes, thanks I paid on the phone
 Let me put it on the table for you
 No just give me it
 Hey wait aren't you
 That creep from before!
 Don't come back or you'll be screwed
 I'm calling the cops on you
 Just one sec before you do
 Can I at least smell your panties babe?
 Come near my girl and you'll get an ass kicking!
 You can't fight fate we're meant to be family
 If you come back I will fill you full of lead!
 How the hell did I get nude?
 I call on the spirits to help make her my wife
 Hey check it out it's Bob Marley's ghost
 Promise no more lame fake reggae songs the rest of your life and I'll grant your wish
 I swear on my soul
 Time to change this old man's tude
 (WHAT THE HELL!)
 With my magic Marley doob
 My daughter is all yours dude
 Does anyone have a piece of cake?
 I now pronounce you stalker and stalkee
 You may now kiss your bridal abductee
 Hold up you freak there's one thing before you kiss me
 I am actually a dude
 David Copperfield!
 That's right! And now for my greatest magic trick of all time, I'll make an extremely annoying one hit wonder band disappear.
 Now that's what I call magic, man.
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