We Are One Parody

I pull my pants up to the sky way too goddamn
 high
 Pit bulge to the side (the left side)
 I look like a suited thumb
 Wow, he really does
 But I am paid by everyone (sellout life)
 Oil of Olay
 Coca Cola
 Pam Spray
 Flesh Light
 Pepsi Cola
 Walmart
 Bud Light
 RC Cola
 Target
 Kroger and now Fifa
 Wooooowooooo!
 Writing lyrics is tough
 So I list cities
 LA
 Miami
 New York
 Cincinnati
 Moscow
 Where are we now?
 Brazil
 I always have glasses over my eyes because
 they're crossed as hell
 My songs take zero talent to make
 Repeat the same five words, steal beats, yell dale
 If that's too hard, too hard, mumble in Spanish
 and make sure that your arms move, arms move
 like this.
 When I go to the library I look at pictures of
 kittens see this way
 No one knows
 What you are saying! I call myself Mr. Worldwide
 to give myself false pride and also Mr. 305.
 But those are both lies.
 Time to confess where I come from.
 No one cares where from.
 I am Dr. Evil's son.
 Love you dad.
 Love you too son.
 Jenny! Dale.
 Gotta get back in the spotlight.
 Two cheeks one butt and a million pounds.
 This ass has worked so damn hard.
 Screwed all the stars to get where I'm at now.
 Singing this song in Brazil about the NFL.
 (Bloody Hell!)
 Should have hired Shakira this sucks compared to
 Waka Waka.
 Random soccer clips
 But it looks like shit.
 Wait, I thought this was bout tennis.
 (I can't believe this! Why did I hire these
 dipshits?)
 Sellout life.
 Dale.
 Man?
 Woman?
 Wrong, a transvestite.
 If you come to Brazil you will die.
 Why am I here?
 I'm the only Brazilian star.
 Dumb enough to work with these idiots.
 Pitbull and J-lo this song sucks
 What you mean it sucks?
 We paid you fifty million bucks.
 Wasn't enough.
 To make an anthem for World Cup.
 What the hell's World Cup?
 But you don't mention World Cup once!
 But I said dale a bunch.
 You made the sport look so damn bad that we
 have lost all of our fans
 Don't worry I can win them back by playing this
 horn with my ass.
 Holly shit!