Whaur Will We Gang? / March Of The Ceili Man

Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o
 If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?
 We could walk along the Seine
 Paris in the April rain
 Say the magic words "Je t'aime"
 Monsieur and Madame
 I hear what you're sayin' flower
 Love below the Eiffel Tower
 But I get crabbit in a shower
 It's just the way I am
 Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o
 If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?
 Let's go tae some Polynesian Island
 Where it's never freezin'
 Lovers wed there every season
 By the coral sea
 But I'm a' peely-wally white
 And my bikini's gettin' tight
 And you are no' a bonny sight
 In trunks a size too wee.
 Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o
 If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?
 Maybe we are gonna
 Get married in Verona
 You can be my Romeo
 And I'll be Juliet
 It didnae turn oot awfy well
 They never heard their wedding bells
 For they're the pair that kilt theirsels
 Gonnae no' dae that!
 Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o
 If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?
 We maun take the maist and least
 Feast or famine tae oor breist
 Whether we go West nor East
 Matters nocht tae me
 The world stretches far and wide
 And I don't care whaur we bide
 As long as you are by my side
 Happy we will be
 Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o
 If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?
 Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o
 If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?
 Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o
 If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?
 Ee-oh ma dearie-o, whaur will we tarry-o
 If we are tae marry-o, whaur will we gang?