Heart Attack Man - Remastered 2009

Here's a little diddy about a good guy I know
 You know Heart Attack Man
 And you know, he weighs in pretty hefty
 My man's like 275
 How much he weigh?
 He's like the guy in the Hefty bag commercial
 Okay, okay, let's take it from here
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 Drink a six pack and then you play some ball
 Walking down the stairs and then he starts to fall
 Add on two joints and he starts to sweat
 275 pounds that you can't forget
 'Cause he's a Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
 Spend all your money on your health insurance plan
 Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
 Keep on getting bigger because you know that he can
 Why do you force yourself on top of that girl?
 Laugh with all your buddies because it's a man's, man's world
 Someday, that shit will come back to you
 Throwing your weight around and that shit is through
 Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
 Going nowhere and got no master plan
 Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
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 Weighs in at 275
 Yeah, my man is lucky to be alive
 Smokin' and drinkin', too
 My man, the Heart Attack Man, is gonna be running over you
 Got no goddamn respect
 Yeah, you'd better put your big, big bitch ass in check
 Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
 Lungs full of tar and a stomach full of Spam
 Heart Attack, Heart Attack Man
 Time to change your ways, Heart Attack Man
 Oh, what do we know about partying or anything else?