Glad to Be Unhappy

Look at yourself
 If you had a sense of humor
 You would laugh to beat the band
 Look at yourself
 Do you still believe the rumor
 That romance is simply grand?
 Since you took it on the chin
 You have lost that toothpaste grin
 My mental state is all a jumble
 I sit around and sadly mumble
 Fools rush in, so here am I
 Very glad to be unhappy
 I can't win, but here am I
 More than glad to be unhappy
 Unrequited love's a bore
 And I've got it pretty bad
 But for someone you adore
 It's a pleasure to be sad
 Like a straying baby lamb
 With no mammy and no pappy
 I'm so unhappy
 But oh, so glad
 Unrequited love's a bore
 And I've got it pretty bad
 But for someone you adore
 It's a pleasure to be sad
 Like a straying baby lamb
 With no mammy and no pappy
 I'm so unhappy
 But oh, so glad