The Friendly Call

Excuse me excuse me
 I'm sorry I'm sorry
 I didn't mean to call this late
 But I have to tell you something important
 I know you think that our families are good friends
 I think you and your family should die
 Yeah I remember the dinner
 It really sucked
 And that trip we did to Jamaica
 We were bored all the time
 We won't cry when you die
 We'd love to see when you die
 Excuse me excuse me
 I'm sorry I'm sorry
 I can hear that you're upset
 The truth hurts and I hope your death will hurt
 I know that everything you've said has been lies
 That's why my family wishes yours eternal cries
 You think you're tough
 But we've had enough
 You're not cool to hang with
 Now I'm hanging up
 We won't cry when they die
 We'd love to see when they die
 One million chainsaws I throw at his house
 And six thousand spiders down his wife's blouse
 We don't really hate them they're actually pretty nice
 I was just bored and they had to pay the price