Then You Know

You put on your shorts and open the fridge
 Grab an ice-cream and call yourself a bitch
 You go outside to catch some sun
 You slip on ice and land in snow
 No this can't be happening
 Where are all bikini girls?
 No the sun is supposed to be warm
 And I'm supposed to swim in the lake
 Frost on your sunglasses
 Ice-man in your bed
 Skiing kids in your garden
 Snowball attack
 No this can't be happening
 Where are all bikini girls?
 No the sun is supposed to be warm
 I'm supposed to swim in the lake
 Honestly, where did it go?
 All I see is snow
 May I introduce myself
 To Mr. Gangrene
 When you stand
 With Christmas gifts in your arms
 Then you know the summer is gone
 When you wake up dead after sleeping outside
 Then you know the summer is gone