The Bartender

Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs
 At all of my jokes when he's drinking
 Mr. Martini stares
 He never shares what he's thinking
 And Ms. Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time
 That she'll phone me
 Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers walk past
 When he's lonely
 I'm a bartender
 I pour the drinks
 Laugh with the sinners
 And cry with the saints
 And even if they don't remember
 
 I try to make their bar tender
 
 Mr. Never-Does-Tip says that none of his kids
 Ever call home
 Mrs. Chews-On-Her-Lip tells someone she's at work
 On her cell phone
 Mrs. Husband-Just-Died always breaks down and cries
 On the weekends
 Just another long night in a bartender's life
 With some good friends
 I'm a bartender
 I pour the drinks
 Laugh with the sinners
 And cry with the saints
 And even if they don't remember
 
 I try to make their bar tender
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 And even if they don't remember
 
 I try to make their bar tender