Dysentery Gary

Got a lotta heart ache
 He's a fuckin' weasel
 His issues make my mind ache
 Wanna make a deal
 'Cause I love your little motions
 You do with your pigtails
 What a nice creation
 Worth another night in jail
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 He's a player, diarrhea giver
 Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to slayer
 I'd like to find him friday night
 Hanging out with mom, trying on his father's tights
 Life just sucks, I lost the one
 I'm giving up, she found someone
 There's plenty more
 Girls are such a drag
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 So all you little ladies
 Be sure to choose the right guys
 You'll come back to me maybe
 I'll shower you with lies
 Got a lotta heart ache
 He's a fuckin' weasel
 Decisions make my mind ache
 Wanna make a deal
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 Ease away the problems and the pain
 The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream
 All along, you wish that she would stay
 Fuck the guy that took and ran away
 He's a player, diarrhea giver
 Tried to grow his hair out, friends were listening to slayer
 I'd like to find him friday night
 Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
 Life just sucks, I lost the one
 I'm giving up, she found someone
 There's plenty more
 Girls are such a drag
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 Fuck this place, I lost the war
 I hate you all, your mom's a whore
 Where's my dog?
 'Cause girls are such a drag