The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain
 I wrote to explain
 I'm your biggest fan
 I just wanted to ask
 Could I eat your ass?
 Write back as soon as you can
 You've had a lotta dick
 Had a lotta dick
 I've had a lotta time
 Had a lotta time
 You've had a lotta dick Chasey
 But you ain't had mine
 Dear Chasey Lain
 I wrote to complain
 Ya never wrote me back
 How could I ever eat
 Your ass when ya treat
 Your biggest fan like that?
 You've had a lotta dick
 Had a lotta dick
 I've had a lotta time
 Had a lotta time
 You've had a lotta dick Chasey
 But you ain't had mine
 Dear Chasey Lain
 I wrote to constrain
 This letter is my last
 As your biggest fan
 I must demand
 You let me eat your ass
 You've had a lotta dick
 Had a lotta dick
 I've had a lotta time
 Had a lotta time
 You've had a lotta dick Chasey
 But you ain't had mine
 P. S
 Mom and Dad this is Chasey
 Chasey this is my mom and dad
 Now show 'em them titties
 Now show 'em them titties
 P. S
 Mom and Dad this is Chasey
 Chasey this is my mom and dad
 Now show 'em them titties
 Now show 'em them titties
 Would ya fuck me for blow?