Lazy Man

It's not that I don't love you, you know how much I do
 It's not that I'm afraid at all, or that I'm feeling blue
 I'm not angry I'm not sick, there's nothing wrong me
 You must understand my love I'm lazy, lazy as can be
 I'm a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
 Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
 Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
 Loafing is a sacred vow
 If you're watching you might be able to tell, I'm rolling over now
 Go ahead, take a walk if you like
 Play some tennis, water plants, ride your bike
 I'll be here inanimate, idle, pardon me if I appear suicidal
 Oh I lay my head on a hard loaf of bread wake me when the meal is through
 Breakfast in bed would be better instead, if I only didn't have to chew
 I'm a lazy, lazy man I stay as lazy as I can
 Heaven to me is watching Jeopardy! with my feet up on your upholstery
 Waking up and working are two kinds of hell
 Loafing is a sacred vow
 If you're watching you might be able to tell, I'm rolling over now