My Wife's Home Town

Well, I didn't come here to deal with a doggone thing
 I just came here to hear the drummer's cymbal ring
 There ain't no way you can put me down.
 I just wanna say that hell's my wife's home town
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 Well, there's reasons for that and reasons for this
 I can't think of any just now but I know they exist
 I'm sittin' in the sun 'til my skin turns brown
 I just wanna say that hell's my wife's home town
 Home town, home town
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 She can make you steal, make you rob
 Give you the hives, make you lose your job
 Make things bad, she can make things worse
 She got stuff more potent than a gypsy curse
 One of these days I'll end up on the run
 I'm pretty sure she'll make me kill someone
 I'm goin' inside, roll the shutters down
 I just wanna say that hell's my wife's home town
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 Well, there's plenty to remember, plenty to forget
 I still can remember the day we met
 I lost my reasons a long ago
 My love for her is all I know
 State gone broke, the county's dry
 Don't be lookin' at me with that evil eye
 Keep on walkin', don't be hangin' around
 I'm tellin' you again that hell's my wife's home town
 Home town, home town