Please, Mrs. Henry

Well, I've already had two beers, I'm ready for the broom
 Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you take me to my room?
 I'm a good ol' boy but I've been sniffin' too many eggs
 Talkin' to too many people, drinkin' too many kegs
 Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!
 Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!
 I'm down on my knees
 And I ain't got a dime
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 Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
 Pretty soon I'll be mad
 Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you take me to your dad?
 I can drink like a fish, I can crawl like a snake
 I can bite like a turkey, I can slam like a drake
 Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!
 Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!
 I'm down on my knees
 And I ain't got a dime
 Now, don't crowd me, lady, or I'll fill up your shoe
 I'm a sweet bourbon daddy and tonight I am blue
 I'm a thousand years old and I'm a generous bomb
 I'm T-boned and punctured but I'm known to be calm
 Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!
 Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!
 I'm down on my knees
 And I ain't got a dime
 Now, I'm startin' to drain, my stool's gonna squeak
 If I walk too much farther my crane's gonna leak
 Look, Mrs. Henry, there's only so much I can do
 Why don't you look my way and pump me a few?
 Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!
 Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!
 I'm down on my knees
 And I ain't got a dime