My Baby Took My Baby Away

He comes stumbling to the door with his bottle in hand
 Screaming while he's crying Now he's laughing again
 Collapses on the couch in my den
 Closes his eyes while his mumbling
 Makes a mess of everything and you don't care
 Rolls around the kitchen in his underwear
 Screaming all day -crying all night
 Why am I all wrong while he's alright
 My baby took my baby away
 With his itty-bitty boots and his big fat face
 I'm a long gone lonely daddy
 While my baby took my baby away
 Things have changed since he moved in
 I'm so in love with you but you only love him
 I'm getting jealous and I can't understand
 How I lost you to this little man
 He's short he's sweet so many things I'll never be
 But you are my wife while I play second fiddle for the rest of my life
 My baby took my baby away
 With his itty-bitty boots and his big fat face
 I'm a long gone lonely daddy
 While my baby took my baby away
 He ain't got no job and he don't pay no rent
 He just lays there giggling with slobber all over his chin
 He has never told you a lie he has never made you sad enough to cry
 You say his round belly is so fine and then you make fun of mine
 My baby took my baby away
 With his itty-bitty boots and his big fat face
 I'm a long gone lonely daddy
 While my baby took my baby away