Drunk and Crazy

Well, hello everybody, I've come to say
 I didn't come to stay, I just come to play
 So lock all the doors and open up the wine
 Tell all the pretty ladies to get in line
 'Cause I'm drunk and crazy
 (Drunk and crazy)
 Drunk and crazy
 (Drunk and crazy)
 Drunk and crazy
 Gonna let the good times roll
 Way 'cross the room I see a fancy fox
 I got the key to open up her lock
 I slide across the floor like a greasy eel
 I say, "Hey baby, tell me how do you feel?"
 She says, "Drunk and crazy"
 (Drunk and crazy)
 She says, "Drunk and crazy"
 (Drunk and crazy)
 Drunk and crazy
 Gonna let the good times roll
 I say let it roll
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 (Drunk and crazy)
 (Drunk and crazy)
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 I was just about to put the cake in the oven
 Look over my shoulder and there's her big ol' husband
 He was turnin' blue, he was seein' red
 He knocked me down, slapped me round, and stomped on my head
 'Cause he was drunk and crazy
 (Drunk and crazy)
 'Cause he was drunk and crazy
 (Drunk and crazy)
 He was drunk and crazy
 Gonna let the good times roll
 They got me to the hospital in the nick of time
 I had a fractured skull and a busted spine
 When in come the doctor he could hardly stand
 Got a bottle in his pocket and a scalpel in his hand
 And he was drunk and crazy
 (Drunk and crazy)
 Drunk and crazy
 (Drunk and crazy)
 Drunk and crazy
 Letting them good times roll