99 Problems BC

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 I got a hoe from the east, I got a hoe from the west
 Got a hoe that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
 I got a bitch from the north, got a bitch from the south
 Got a bitch that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
 I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
 A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
 A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
 And there's a bitch over there, hey, the one I'm gonna get
 But yo but maybe not
 She might not like me though
 No sweat to a vet
 I rock her sister though
 Word
 I'll rock the whole damn herd
 Fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the kerb
 I got a bitch with a mink who rocks a fat gold Linc
 Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
 I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
 A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass
 And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
 And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
 So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 Hit me
 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 Got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
 A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue
 I got a bitch that's fat, a bitch that's built
 A bitch so old her titties give out powdered milk
 I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
 A bitch that can sing, a bitch who cain't
 I got a bitch that loves fucking on a airplane
 I even got a bitch off Soul Train
 I got a bitch who rolls ragtop Benz
 Long ends
 I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
 But she's the most fun
 I got a bitch that plays piano, a bitch who don't
 A bitch that dances naked, a bitch that won't
 A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
 A bitch who burns my phone out with priority calls
 And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
 And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
 So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 Hit me
 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 I got a bitch that loves the G
 She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
 I got a bitch that loves boats
 I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
 I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
 A bitch that's a virgin, and a bitch that's a hoe
 A bitch that lies, a bitch that's true
 A bitch who's a man, because your bitch is too
 I got a bitch that's cool, a bitch that's hot
 A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
 A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
 She gets up on to me and purrs like a cat
 I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks
 A bitch that yells, a bitch that talks
 A bitch that's dirty, a bitch that's neat
 A super fine bitch that I knocked at the swap meet
 And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
 And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
 So if you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 Hit me
 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
 If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
 Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one