Institutionalized 2014

Yo, I came home from work the other day
 I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
 And play a little X-box, you know, relax a little
 Then my wife comes in, she starts telling me I play too much X-box
 I said, "What the fuck do you mean, this is just how I relax
 Can I just play a little X-box?"
 Then she says, "I saw on Oprah today
 That guys who play video games don't love their wives"
 I'm like, "Motherfucking bitch, fuck Oprah"
 I give a fuck, I wanna play my video games
 I don't give a fuck about Oprah, Oprah ain't got no man
 You better worry about your motherfucking self
 I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on X-box
 She said, "You seem like you have a anger problem
 Maybe you need some help"
 I'm like, "Bitch, call the police now"
 Gonna be institutionalized, you'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
 You won't have anything to say, they'll brainwash you 'til you see they way
 I'm not crazy, institution
 You're the one that's crazy, institution
 You're driving me crazy, institution
 They put me in a institution, said it was the only solution
 To give me the professional help, to save from the enemy myself
 The other day I go on the internet
 I'm just trying to check my e-mail
 So I put in my password - It says I have an invalid password
 I know my fuckin' password
 So then it says go to customer service
 So I get on customer service
 I start talking to this dude
 This motherfucker sounds like he's from India or some shit
 He says to me "Whats your first dogs name?"
 I don't know what my fuckin' first dogs name was!
 What the fuck's the matter with you?
 I just want my password!
 Gimme my fuckin' password!
 So then he ends up giving me my password
 And he says "Your password has been sent to your e-mail address"
 I'm like, "I can't get in my e-mail address
 What about "can't get in my e-mail address, do you not understand motherfucker?"
 He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem
 You should have that checked out"
 Ahh!
 I'm not crazy, institution
 You're the one that's crazy, institution
 You're driving me crazy, institution
 They put me in a institution, they said it was the only solution
 To give me the professional help, to save from the enemy myself
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 The other day I'm just sittin' alone
 On lunch break at my job
 Trying to eat a ham sandwich
 Got little potato chips on the side, little kool-aid
 This motherfucker walks up to me and says:
 Are you gonna eat that?
 Like yeah I'm gonna eat that
 What the fuck you think I'm gonna do,
 Shove it up your ass?
 Do you understand that that pork can kill you?
 Look motherfucker
 Pork is not gonna kill me,
 Unless they figure a way
 To shoot it out of a fucking gun!
 But I might kill you if you keep fuckin' with me!
 He says, "Hey calm down, I'm a vegan
 Fuck, a vegan
 I could give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker
 Just step away from my fucking sandwich
 He said, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-aid?"
 I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in a human body
 Do you wanna see it motherfucker?"
 He said, "Oh my God, you need therapy, you have an anger problem"
 Ahh
 I'm not crazy, institution
 You're the one that's crazy, institution
 You're driving me crazy, institution
 They put me in a institution, said it was the only solution
 To give me the professional help, to save from the enemy myself
 Suicidal