Last Man Standing

Come see a living, breathing spectacle
 Only seen right here
 It's your last chance in this lifetime
 The line forms at the rear
 You won't believe your eyes
 Your eyes will not believe your ears
 Get your money out, get ready
 Step right up, yeah you, come here
 You ain't seen nothing like him
 He's the last one of the breed
 You better hold on to your honey
 Honeys, don't forget to breathe
 Enter at your own risk, mister
 It might change the way you think
 There's no dancers, there's no diamonds
 No, this boy don't lip-sync
 Here's the last man standing
 Step right up, he's the real thing
 The last chance of a lifetime
 To come and see, hear, feel, the real thing
 See those real live calloused fingers
 Wrapped around those guitar strings
 Kiss the lips where hurt has lingered
 It breaks the heart to hear him sing
 The songs were more than music, they were pictures from the soul
 So keep your pseudo-punk, hip-hop, pop-rock junk
 And your digital downloads
 Here's the last man standing
 Step right up, he's the real thing
 The last chance of a lifetime
 To come and see, hear, feel, the real thing
 Take your seats now, folks, it's show time
 Hey, Patrick hit the lights
 There's something in the air
 There's magic in the night
 Now here's the band, they really play
 I'll count the first one in
 I don't know where it's going
 We all know where it's been
 The last man standing
 Step right up, he's the real thing
 The last chance of a lifetime
 To come and see, hear, feel-
 The last man standing
 Step right up, he's the real thing
 The last chance of a lifetime
 Come and see, hear, feel, the real thing
 The real thing
 The real thing