Split Decision

It was more than just any old Friday night fight
 With your mean left hook and my roundhouse right
 We were both goin' for the heavyweight crown
 TKO in the very first round
 Thought you were gettin' the best of me
 Floatin' like a butterfly, stingin' like a bee
 Thought a good fight would get it out of our system
 But we walked away with a split decision
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 Well, when we first met, you were a real knockout
 I was head over heels, I was down for the count
 But gettin' along got harder and harder
 'Til we were nothin' more than sparrin' partners
 I did my best to roll with the punches
 You wore me out with fakin' and a-duckin'
 Almost put me outta comission
 But we walked away with a split decision
 Split decision
 Split decision
 Everbody lose and nobody winnin'
 Just too tough, I had enough
 Nobody oughta hafta fight for love
 We took a split decision
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 I did my best to roll with the punches
 You wore me out with fakin' and a-duckin'
 Almost put me outta comission
 But we walked away with a split decision
 Split decision
 Split decision
 Everbody lose and nobody winnin'
 Just too tough, I had enough
 Nobody oughta hafta fight for love
 Split decision
 Split decision
 Everbody lose and nobody winnin'
 Just too tough, I had enough
 Nobody oughta hafta fight for love
 We took a split decision