1985 - Radio Disney Version

Woo-hoo-hoo
 Woo-hoo-hoo
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 Debbie just hit the wall
 She never had it all
 One Prozac a day
 Husband's a CPA
 Her dreams went out the door
 When she turned twenty-four
 Only been with one man
 What happened to her plan?
 She was gonna be an actress
 She was gonna be a star
 She was gonna shake her ass
 On the hood of Whitesnake's car
 Her yellow SUV
 Is now the enemy
 Looks at her average life
 And nothing has been alright
 Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
 There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
 Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
 'Cause she's still preoccupied with
 19-, 19-, 1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)
 1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)
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 She's seen all the classics
 She knows every line
 Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
 Even Saint Elmo's Fire
 She rocked out to Wham!
 Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
 Thought she'd get a hand
 On a member of Duran Duran
 Where's the mini-skirt
 Made of snake skin?
 And who's the other guy
 That's singing in Van Halen?
 When did reality
 Become TV?
 Whatever happened to
 Sitcoms, game shows?
 (On the radio was) Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
 There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
 Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
 'Cause she's still preoccupied with
 19-, 19-, 1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)
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 She hates time, make it stop
 When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock? (Classic rock)
 And when did Ozzy become an actor?
 Please make this
 Stop, stop, stop!
 And bring back Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
 There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV
 Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
 'Cause she's still preoccupied with
 1985 (woo-hoo-hoo)
 Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana
 There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV (woo-hoo-hoo)
 Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool
 'Cause she's still preoccupied with
 19-, 19-, 1985