No Friend Of Mine

You gotta four piece band and a L.A. tan
 You smile at me and you shake my hand
 But I got something baby that you need
 You'll stab me in the back just to watch me bleed
 Always tellin' me about what you got
 Always buggin' me about what I'm not
 Always comin' off like some big shot
 Wasting my precious time
 I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine
 I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine
 I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine
 There's a man in D.C. and he speaks for me
 But all he cares about is his Texas tea
 Well, I don't know what he will say
 But I'll bet money that I'm gonna pay
 Always tellin' me about what you got
 Always buggin' me about what I'm not
 Always comin' off like some big shot
 Wasting my precious time
 I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine
 I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine
 Well I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine
 Oh yeah
 I've been milked real slow so many years in a row
 I wonder when my bucket's gonna overflow
 He's giving me advice like he's my best friend
 But all he wants from me is a billboard grin
 Always tellin' me about what you got
 Always buggin' me about what I'm not
 Always comin' off like some big shot
 Wasting my precious time
 I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine
 I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine
 Well I said, no no no that ain't no friend of mine