Karate (feat. Charlie Daniels)

She doesn't dare go in the place
 With those bruises on her face
 So she goes through the drive-through
 and keeps her sunglasses on
 She didn't know when she married that man
 She'd get to know him like the back of his hand
 But now she's had enough
 And the battle lines are drawn
 He's in a bar chasin' Cuervo with Tecate
 He doesn't know she's been taking Karate
 The way she figures it, about July
 She'll finally have the belt to match her eye
 (Yah!)
 She's on a mission as the months pass
 Five days a week, never misses a class
 Now she's up to breaking boards and concrete blocks
 (Yah!)
 He's in a bar chasin' Cuervo with Tecate
 He doesn't know she's been taking Karate
 Now here it is just about July
 She's gonna get that belt (to match her eye)
 (Yah!)
 He stumbled through the door tonight
 And started treatin' her up
 Well she took one look at him and her training kicked in
 And she finally had enough
 (Charlie Daniels):
 He threw a punch, she spun around
 Grabbed his arm and put him on the ground
 Grabbed a cuttin' board on his way down
 And she kicked it in half
 His knees hit the floor, shin hit a chair
 Knocked out his tooth and it flew through the air
 Grabbed his head by the back of his hair and slammed him into the fridge
 She landed a left, a right, and then a left
 She landed a roundhouse right in his chest
 Then a scissor punch upside the head
 Broke his nose, swept the leg
 Started to fall, and on his way down she took him down - the lights went out
 (Brad Paisley):
 He's on the floor like he went a round with Rocky
 He didn't know she'd been takin' Karate
 A hundred bucks says tomorrow night
 She's got a brand new belt to match his eye
 He doesn't dare go in that place
 With those bruises on his face
 So she goes through the drive-through
 With his sunglasses on