Birdman

Let me tell you people 'bout a story I heard
 All about the man who wanted to be a bird
 It happened one day when he was walkin' down the street
 He saw a little bird fly out of a tree
 So he made up in his mind
 That he wanted to fly
 So he went to the feather house and made him some wings
 The people say, "What you gonna do with them things?"
 He said, "I'm gonna fly, if it cost me my life"
 So he walked out the door and he looked up in the sky
 He saw a buildin', I say, 40 stories high
 So he climbed to the top
 And then he flopped
 Da, da, da, flop, flop, flop, flop
 Floppin' your wings and fly away
 The people gathered around and said my story was a lie
 When all of the sudden, I heard somebody cry
 "It's a bird, it's a plane!"
 No, it's a man, yeah
 Ooh, da, da, da, da, da
 Flop, flop, flop, flop
 Floppin' your wings and fly away, yeah
 How are you, birdman?
 Oh, you're on your way?
 Ah, to Mars, huh?
 Well, how about bring me back one of the those old Mars burgers?
 Yeah, I dig 'em
 They outta sight
 You know, they diggin' on the moon now
 Yeah, will you be over there soon?
 Yeah, it's all right, it's outta sight
 But uh, you know, fly, birdman
 Can you dig it?
 Yeah, outta sight
 Too much!