So-So

I bought an old home in Del Rio
 The status-quo stucco looked like the Alamo
 Neighbor Jethro brought by his fresco
 Lo and behold he showed where good neighbors abode
 He offered tobacco to which I vetoed
 I said I only smoke alone separate and solo
 He wanted to know how I liked Del Rio
 And if the lack of snow had made it all perfecto
 And I replied...
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 Oh, why here it's so-so
 but it is no, no Colorado
 I miss my home and the cocoa
 I wanna go home...
 He helped me unload my piano
 And then I played him oh a favorite concerto
 He yelled profundo while I played allegro
 And then he tip-tap-toed through my accelerandos
 Gave him a banjo and said "strum what you know"
 Then I pretended I was Dinos my old maestro
 He kept in tempo and I said bravo
 He picked the dearest notes that gave me thoughts of sweet hope
 Oh...
 Chorus
 After the song show I offered jam & toast
 He said he'd forego and he left to tend his young goats
 So I unpacked soap, found my bathrobe
 And decided it'd be nice to sit and soak
 On the backbone of the commode
 I placed a family photo then let out a sad moan
 Then a new groan of hunger followed,
 And I bought two tacos and an H20 to go
 Yeh there is no place no, no place quite like your home
 Yeh there's no place no, no place quite like your home
 Chorus.