Brown Eyed Handsome Man - 1983 Overdubbed Version

Arrested on charges of unemployment
 He was sitting in the witness stand
 The judge's wife called up the district attorney
 Said, "Free that brown-eyed man
 You want your job, you better free that brown-eyed man"
 Flying across the desert in a TWA
 I saw a woman walking across the sand
 She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay
 To reach a brown-eyed handsome man
 Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man
 Way back in history, three thousand years
 Back ever since the world began
 There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears
 Over a brown-eyed handsome man
 A lot of trouble - was a brown-eyed handsome man
 The beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
 Between a doctor and a lawyer man
 Her mother told her, "Darling go out and find yourself
 A brown-eyed handsome man
 That's what your daddy is - a brown-eyed handsome man"
 Marlo Venus was a beautiful lass
 She had the world in the palm of her hand
 But she lost both her arms in a wrestling match
 To win a brown-eyed handsome man
 She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man
 Well, 2-3 the count an' nobody on
 He hit a high fly into the stands
 A-rounding third he was headed for home
 It was a brown-eyed handsome man
 That won the game - it was a brown-eyed handsome man