Band Candy

I fight demons and monsters
 But this one scared me right out my wits
 Evil haunted-ass chocolate
 Made my mom and my watcher kiss
 B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy
 B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy, yeah
 This is disturbing and I'm very upset
 I may never recover
 Oh god
 Here come Principal Snyder
 Even worse when he's seventeen
 Though we didn't invite him
 He's hopping into the geek machine
 B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy
 B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy, yeah
 Okay Buffy: focus, focus, focus
 You've got a lot of therapy in your future, but that's not the issue
 Right now, you've gotta defeat some evil
 Ethan is back in town
 Chaos is "Rayne"-ing down
 And I think Giles is wearing eyeliner
 Heeeeeeelp
 Demon snake in the basement
 Eating babies like cocoa puffs
 Jesus Christ oh my god mom
 Why the hell did you have handcuffs
 B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy
 B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy
 B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy
 B-b-b-band, b-b-b-band, b-b-b-band candy, yeah