Homecoming

Don't fuck with me this week, Cordelia
 Got campaign paraphernalia
 You've never seen
 My inner prom queen
 Can sweep and dust and mop the floor with you
 Poach those votes and still have time to do
 Homework and slay
 Oh, how you'll pay
 Well tonight is the night
 Paper streamers, twinkle lights
 Limo ride, and surprise
 Hey, we're finally at the-
 Woods?
 VCR and a tape
 That some business vampire made
 Instead of Homecoming
 We're running in Slayerfest '98
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 Being hunted with Cordelia
 She ain't gonna make this easier
 Won't stand a chance
 'Less she gets mad
 Then if you're evil, yeah, she'll whack at you
 With a wooden handled spatula
 Gorches beware!
 Oh, hey, how's my hair?
 Well tonight is the night
 Paper streamers, twinkle lights
 Limo ride, and surprise
 Hey, we're finally at the woods
 VCR and a tape
 That some business vampire made
 Instead of Homecoming
 We're running in Slayerfest '98
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 Well, we didn't win
 Stupid Homecoming
 But we did win at spending quality time together and also learning
 About one another's strengths and
 Weaknesses and deepening our friendship
 Well tonight is the night
 Paper streamers, twinkle lights
 Limo ride, and surprise
 Hey, we're finally at the woods
 VCR and a tape
 That some business vampire made
 Instead of Homecoming
 We're running in Slayerfest '98