Something Blue

Have you met my boyfriend, I mean, my fiancé?
 Who needs a living boy when, you have a vampire bae
 He's not the kind you take home, to open arms and hearts
 But when he gave me his skull ring, I knew we'd never part
 He's oil, I'm holy water
 I'm the chosen one, he's a cold-blooded killer
 But we'll be, cozy forever
 In a crypt with a picket fence
 We've got, nothing in common
 I like doily pillows, he sleeps in a coffin
 And though it might interfere with my calling
 Somehow this just makes sense
 Doesn't it?
 I'm ninety-eight point six-ish, he's room temp til the end
 But y'know we heat up real quick cause he's my ride-or-undead
 I can see him in our future whittling my stakes
 And every night I'll feed him
 Blood from a mug til we're old and grey
 I mean, blood from a mug til *I'M* old & grey
 He's oil, I'm holy water
 I'm the chosen one, he's a cold-blooded killer
 But we'll be, cozy forever
 In a crypt with a picket fence
 We've got, nothing in common
 I like doily pillows, he sleeps in a coffin
 And though it might interfere with my calling
 Somehow this just makes sense
 Doesn't it?
 Spike, so dreamy
 Spike, your trench coat
 Spike, don't ever change
 Spike, peroxide
 Spike, your black nails
 Make me go insane
 With a love that pounds, inside my chest
 And you breathe me down, like a Morley's cigarette
 He's oil, I'm holy water
 I'm the chosen one, he's a cold-blooded killer
 But we'll be, cozy forever
 In a crypt with a picket fence
 We've got, nothing in common
 I like doily pillows, he sleeps in a coffin
 And though it might interfere with my calling
 Somehow this just makes sense
 Doesn't it?