The Freshman

Not supposed to be like this
 Y'know I used to be a real big fish
 Never thought that I would miss being in high school
 Nothing really feels the same, wasn't ready for this change
 But no one else is even phased, feel so uncool
 All my friends are blending in, wish I was adapting
 But my socializing hours are just chock-full of undead men
 Wish I didn't have to feel like such a freshman
 Soon as I made one nice friend, campus vamps they fed on him
 Seems a slayer just can't win for losing
 Can't believe they cornered me
 I escaped them very narrowly
 Did anybody see where my moves went
 Frat guys giving Jell-O shots to incoming women
 Yes I see the patriarchy's alive and kickin'
 Wish I didn't have to feel like such a freshman
 And did I mention Giles has a girlfriend!
 Or something, or something
 And did I mention Giles has a girlfriend!
 It's fucking weird
 I went to The Bronze round ten
 Hey Xander's back in town again
 Spent his summer stri-i-pping for some ladies
 He told me I was strong, he said
 I have the strength & power to send
 Sunday to her knees to beg for some mercy
 Dropped a bunch of psych books on a teacher's assistant
 Everyone's into Monet or else they've gone Kilmt-ing
 Wish it didn't have to suck to feel like a freshman