Triangle

Oh oh, Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, don't make Xander choose
 My watcher took a trip to the land of tweed and scones
 But when Giles's away, witches gonna play, you know
 Now get a load of the great big green-skinned hungry troll
 With a thirst for mead and a hatred deep of puny receptacles
 Oh oh, Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, don't make Xander choose
 Oh oh, Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, he's got so much to lose
 I might not have the best dating history
 Though I'd never swipe right
 On a big green guy who likes to eat babies
 But Anya, I feel ya
 We all have some exes we'd sooner forget
 (Ahh! It was just one wench!)
 Oh oh, Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, don't make Xander choose
 Oh oh, Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, poor Xander in the middle
 Oh oh, he's got so much to lose
 Whoever will he save?
 Stuck between a troll and a hard place
 Sunnydale might be a wreck but we survived
 And the triangle that caused trouble is back to circle vibes
 No more, Xander in the middle
 No more, Xander in the middle
 Oh no, you can't make Xander choose
 No more, Xander in the middle
 No more, Xander in the middle
 Oh no, I won't let Xander lose
 Oh oh (oooh oooh)
 Oh oh (oooh oooh)