Growlin' Dan

Gather 'round folks while I tell you about my man
 I'm talkin' about Growlin' Dan
 He's got roly-poly eyes
 And he's just about my size
 He ain't no sheik, not a gigolo
 But just like they do, he takes it nice and slow
 In fact whatever he does, I think is grand
 I'm talkin' about Growlin' Dan
 Minnie the Moocher she met my Growlin' Dan
 She shook her hoochie coochie tried to steal my man
 She told him of the dream she had of the King of Sweden
 And how he was givin' her everything she was needin
 Yea, my Dan is mean, but he's on the square
 So he told old Minnie to take the air
 He said Ho-de-ho-de ho ha ha!
 Minnie, I'll see you in the sweet by and by
 Mmm, when a dog gets mad he howls
 When my man gets mad he growls
 He says "What are you doin'?
 Where you been?
 Where you goin'?
 When did you come in?
 Is my bath ready?
 Did you turn the water on?
 Oh oh, sometimes I wish I was gone
 But he handles my affairs and that takes a real good man
 I'm talkin' about Growlin' Dan
 Wah, wah, Growlin' Dan
 Wah, wah, wah Growlin' Dan
 Wah, wah, Growlin' Dan
 Wah, wah, talkin' about my Growlin' Dan