What To Do With Michael

They met in Paris in '94
 Or was it '95?
 She was there studying abroad, he was on tour
 Playing in another dive
 They partied hard, and they parted ways
 A little north of the Seine
 He dreamed about her in so many ways
 She dreamed about him in French
 Well, she knows what to do with Michael
 She knows how to make him feel
 That he's the one, he's his mother's son
 Not like anyone, he just needs time to heal
 They met in New York a few months later
 He was still living alone
 Hugging the bar and masturbating
 Never answered his phone
 Their first date was a movie together
 Outside at Bryant Park
 Well, The Spirit of St. Louis just went on forever
 So they drank wine until they saw stars
 Well, she knows what to do with Michael
 She knows how to make him feel
 That he's the one, he's his mother's son
 Not like anyone, he just needs time to heal
 They finally hooked up for the first time
 The night before the 4th of July
 He felt so awkward saying goodbye
 To the girl who just changed his life
 Now, my friend, they are inseparable
 She even gets that boy to go to the gym
 Now if you don't think that's love, you must be cynical
 Or maybe, man, you're just dreaming in French, yeah