Mary Mac

There's a wee little lass and her name is Mary Mac
 Make no mistake, she's the girl I'm gonna track
 Lots of other fellas wanna' get up on her back
 But I think they're gonna' have to get up early
 Mary Mac's mother's makin' Mary Mac marry me!
 My mother's makin' me marry Mary Mac!
 Well I'm gonna marry Mary for when Mary's takin' care o' me
 We'll all be feelin' merry when I marry Mary Mac!
 Kaiyut-little-ottle-eetle-ottle-eetle-um!
 This wee lass, she has a lot of class
 She has a lot of brass and her mother thinks I'm a gas
 I'd be a silly ass if I let the matter pass
 For my mother thinks she suits me rather fairly
 Mary Mac's mother's makin' Mary Mac marry me!
 My mother's makin' me marry Mary Mac!
 Well I'm gonna marry Mary for when Mary's takin' care o' me
 We'll all be feelin' merry when I marry Mary Mac!
 Kaiyut-little-ottle-eetle-ottle-eetle-um!
 Now Mary and her mother gang an awful lot together
 In fact you hardly see the one or the one without the other
 And the lads often wonder if it's Mary or her mother
 Or the both of them together that I'm courting
 Mary Mac's mother's makin' Mary Mac marry me!
 My mother's makin' me marry Mary Mac!
 Well I'm gonna marry Mary for when Mary's takin' care o' me
 We'll all be feelin' merry when I marry Mary Mac!
 Kaiyut-little-ottle-eetle-ottle-eetle-um!
 I said, "Bonnie lass, where you gonna spend the day?"
 She said, "Among the heather and the hills of Banoffee"
 Where all the boys and girls are makin' it for free
 Up among the heather and the hills of Banoffee
 Mary Mac's mother's makin' Mary Mac marry me!
 My mother's makin' me marry Mary Mac!
 Well I'm gonna marry Mary for when Mary's takin' care o' me
 We'll all be feelin' merry when I marry Mary Mac!
 Kaiyut-little-ottle-eetle-ottle-eetle-um!
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 The wedding's on Wednesday everything's arranged
 Soon her name will change to mine unless her mind be changed
 We're makin' the arrangements and I'm felin' a bit deranged
 Marriage is an awful undertaking
 Mary Mac's mother's makin' Mary Mac marry me!
 My mother's makin' me marry Mary Mac!
 Well I'm gonna marry Mary for when Mary's takin' care o' me
 We'll all be feelin' merry when I marry Mary Mac!
 Kaiyut-little-ottle-eetle-ottle-eetle-um!
 It's sure to be a grand affair and grander than a fair
 There's gonna be a coach and pair for every couple there
 We'll dine upon the finest fare I'm sure to get my share
 If I don't I'm very much mistaken
 Mary Mac's mother's makin' Mary Mac marry me!
 My mother's makin' me marry Mary Mac!
 Well I'm gonna marry Mary for when Mary's takin' care o' me
 We'll all be feelin' merry when I marry Mary Mac!
 Kaiyut-little-ottle-eetle-ottle-eetle-um!
 There's a wee little lass and her name is Mary Mac
 Make no mistake, she's the girl I'm gonna track
 Lots of other fellas tryin' to get up on her back
 But I think they're gonna have to get up early
 Mary Mac's mother's makin' Mary Mac marry me!
 My mother's makin' me marry Mary mac!
 Well I'm gonna marry Mary for when Mary's takin' care o' me
 We'll all be feelin' merry when I marry Mary Mac!
 Kaiyut-little-ottle-eetle-ottle-eetle-um!
 Kaiyut-little-ottle-eetle-ottle-eetle-um!
 Kaiyut-little-ottle-eetle-ottle-eetle-um!