Sad and Alone

Sad and alone, sad and alone
 Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone
 Raise a glass high to me, myself and I
 Sometimes you need time to be sad and alone
 Well, if you're at home and you're drinking alone
 A toast to the boozer, the loser you are
 But hey, it's okay, we all have our dog day
 Tomorrow's a new day and the booze is not far
 Sometimes you just need to, you must
 Drown in your cup of woes
 Sad and alone, sad and alone
 Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone
 Raise a glass high to me, myself and I
 And drink yourself silly
 A toast to self-pity
 Sometimes you need time to be sad and alone
 Whoa, so sad and alone
 As I drink one sorrow-filled glass
 One drop falls with a splash
 Onto the table, what have I become
 As I lap it up, just like a dog, with my tongue?
 Sad and alone, sad and alone
 Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone
 Raise a glass high to me, myself and I
 And drink yourself silly
 A toast to self-pity
 Sometimes you feel shitty
 Sometimes you need time to be sad and alone
 Whoa, so sad and alone
 Whoa, so sad and alone
 1, 2, 3 beers, I'm through
 4, 5, don't need to drive
 Is right on the corner, there's no need to cry
 Sometimes you just need to, you must
 Drown in your cup of woe
 Sad and alone, sad and alone
 Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone
 Raise a glass high to me, myself and I
 And drink yourself silly
 A toast to self-pity
 Sometimes you feel shitty
 Yeah, real itty bitty
 So, just sing this here ditty
 A song for yourself
 And your selfish self-pity
 And let's fill to the brim
 With some woe
 Cause sometimes you need time to be sad and alone
 Whoa, so sad and alone
 Whoa, so sad and alone
 Whoa, so sad and alone
 Whoa, so sad and alone...