No Charge

It's raining in Chicago
 And I know I'm late
 I get into a taxi
 It's way past eight
 He turned around and looked
 at me with big blue eyes
 Then he said good evening,
 I said "my oh my"
 Good thing he didn't hear me
 Underneath my breath
 The words came out so quickly
 They coulda used a net
 He drove me in his Packard
 And picked up the speed
 Smilin' like I'm falling
 At the foot of his feet
 He said "here we are"
 Put his hand and waved
 to simply say "No charge"
 No charge
 Tell me baby, what does that mean? (No charge)
 In an era where the coin is lean (No charge)
 Are you loaded?
 Are you some kinda dream?
 Whadaya mean no charge?
 Another dinner party
 And the crowd's a bore
 I've been there twenty minutes
 Oh, I need to snore
 But there was no escaping
 I'm pre-occupied
 My chariot awaiting
 Valentino inside
 The rain was fallin'
 As I walked outside
 Then in twenty seconds I heard
 "Need a ride?"
 Tell me baby, what does that mean? (No charge)
 In era where the coin is lean (No charge)
 Are you loaded?
 Are you some kinda dream?
 Whadaya mean no charge?