If I Were a Bell

Ask me how do I feel
 Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging
 Well sir, all I can say is
 If I were a bell, I'd be ringing!
 From the moment we kissed tonight
 That's the way I just got to behave
 Boy, if I were a lamp, I'd light
 And if I were a banner, I'd wave!
 Ask me how do I feel
 Little me with my quiet upbringing
 Well sir, all I can say is
 If I were a gate, I'd be swinging!
 And if I were a watch
 I'd start popping my spring
 And if I were a bell
 I'd go, "Ding dong ding-dong ding!"
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 Ask me how do I feel
 From this chemistry lesson, I'm learning
 Well sir, all I can say is
 If I were a bridge, I'd be burning!
 Well, I knew my moral would crack
 From the wonderful way that you looked
 Boy, if I were a duck, I'd quack
 And if I were a goose, I'd be cooked!
 Ask me how do I feel
 Ask me now that we're fondly caressing
 Pal, if I were a salad
 I know I'd be splashing my dressing!
 Oh, if I were a season
 I'd surely be spring
 And if I were a bell
 Oh, if I were a bell
 Yes, if I were a bell
 I'd go, "Ding dong ding-dong ding!"
 Because bells ring
 I'd go, "Ding dong ding-dong ding!"