Choctaw County Affair

Ooh
 Ooh
 Well, life's been kind of trippy down here in Mississippi
 Since Cassie O'Grady disappeared
 And me and my Bob Shaver been in all the newspapers
 Every day for naught on a year
 They say we got tangled in a love triangle
 A fatal game of truth or dare
 But the truth remains a mystery and now it's ancient history
 It's a Choctaw County affair
 It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)
 Well, people talkin' 'bout it everywhere (Choctaw County affair)
 Well, Cassie O'Grady was no Southern lady
 Despite all the media hype
 They all loved to make her out like a sweet little devout
 All-American cheerleader type
 But her mind was cattywampus
 She was greedy, she was pompous
 Strutting 'round with her nose in the air
 She was a cold gold-digger tickling a hand trigger
 It's a Choctaw County affair
 It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)
 And now they say she's lying dead somewhere (Choctaw County affair)
 Well, I do not deny I wished Cassie would die
 When she threatened us with blackmail
 She said she had some information that would wreck my reputation
 And land Bobby back in jail
 Now it's best to remember Bobby Shaver's got a temper
 Like a buck-shot grizzly bear
 But there's nobody, there's no witness
 So y'all go mind your business
 It's a Choctaw County affair
 It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)
 Oh, you mess with Bobby and you better beware
 (Choctaw County affair), yeah yeah yeah
 Hey, yeah
 Well, the press went wild on the day of the trial
 When they put us on the witness stand
 They thought we'd turn on each other, but soon they all discovered
 We were live or die, hand in hand
 And that fancy D.A. from down Jackson way
 Said he'd see us in the electric chair, ha
 But the foreman of the jury told me honey, don't you worry
 It's a Choctaw county affair, yeah
 (Choctaw County affair)
 Yeah, it's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair), yeah
 How would you know 'cause you weren't there (Choctaw County affair)
 It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)
 Mmm, yeah, yeah (Choctaw County affair)
 
 Ooh
 Ooh
 Well, life's been kind of trippy down here in Mississippi
 Since Cassie O'Grady disappeared
 And me and my Bob Shaver been in all the newspapers
 Every day for naught on a year
 They say we got tangled in a love triangle
 A fatal game of truth or dare
 But the truth remains a mystery and now it's ancient history
 It's a Choctaw County affair
 It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)
 Well, people talkin' 'bout it everywhere (Choctaw County affair)
 Well, Cassie O'Grady was no Southern lady
 Despite all the media hype
 They all loved to make her out like a sweet little devout
 All-American cheerleader type
 But her mind was cattywampus
 She was greedy, she was pompous
 Strutting 'round with her nose in the air
 She was a cold gold-digger tickling a hand trigger
 It's a Choctaw County affair
 It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)
 And now they say she's lying dead somewhere (Choctaw County affair)
 Well, I do not deny I wished Cassie would die
 When she threatened us with blackmail
 She said she had some information that would wreck my reputation
 And land Bobby back in jail
 Now it's best to remember Bobby Shaver's got a temper
 Like a buck-shot grizzly bear
 But there's nobody, there's no witness
 So y'all go mind your business
 It's a Choctaw County affair
 It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)
 Oh, you mess with Bobby and you better beware
 (Choctaw County affair), yeah yeah yeah
 Hey, yeah
 Well, the press went wild on the day of the trial
 When they put us on the witness stand
 They thought we'd turn on each other, but soon they all discovered
 We were live or die, hand in hand
 And that fancy D.A. from down Jackson way
 Said he'd see us in the electric chair, ha
 But the foreman of the jury told me honey, don't you worry
 It's a Choctaw county affair, yeah
 (Choctaw County affair)
 Yeah, it's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair), yeah
 How would you know 'cause you weren't there (Choctaw County affair)
 It's just a Choctaw County affair (Choctaw County affair)
 Mmm, yeah, yeah (Choctaw County affair)