I Went To The Hospital

I dare not cough
 Nor breathe deep
 There's been a pain in my chest for nearly a week
 I want to be famous for falling in love
 ♪
 I went to the hospital
 They put me in a bed
 
 Because I always do
 What my mother says
 Why should I lie
 About results of a test?
 ♪
 I may soon be gone
 To pluck on a harp
 Like those colored pencil portraits of dogs
 We saw on a blue tarp
 But I spotted a damsel if memory serves
 ♪
 I went to the hospital
 They put me in a bed
 
 I always do what my mother says
 Why should I lie about results of a test?
 ♪
 So.
 Who is your provider?
 Uh.
 Where'd you get that bread?
 Is it dying that terrified you?
 Or Just being dead?
 We are living in an era of kings
 ♪
 I went to the hospital
 They put me in a bed
 I always do what my mother says
 
 Why should I lie about results of a test?