Femininomenon

Same old story, time again
 Got so close but then you lost it
 Should've listened to your friends
 About his girlfriend back in Boston
 You sent him pictures and playlists and phone sex
 He disappeared from the second that you said
 "Let's get coffee, let's meet up"
 I'm so sick of online love
 And I don't understand
 Why can't any man
 Hit it like...
 Get it hot...
 Make a bitch...
 It's a fem...
 Hit it like...
 Get it hot...
 Make a bitch...
 It's a-
 (Uhm, can you play a song with a fucking beat?)
 (Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
 (Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John
 (Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on
 (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon
 (Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
 (Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John
 (Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on
 (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon
 So let's say it's working out
 You pretend to love his mother
 Lying to your friends about how he's such a goddamn good lover
 Stuck in the suburbs, you're folding his laundry
 Got what you wanted so stop feeling sorry
 Crying at the nail salon
 I'm so sick of online love
 And I don't understand
 Why can't any man
 Hit it like...
 Get it hot...
 Make a bitch...
 It's a fem...
 Hit it like...
 Get it hot...
 Make a bitch...
 It's a-
 (Dude, can you play a song with a fucking beat?)
 (Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
 (Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John
 (Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on
 (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon
 (Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
 (Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John
 (Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on
 (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon
 Ladies
 You know what I mean
 And you know what you need
 And so does he
 But does it happen? (No!)
 But does it happen? (No!)
 Well, what we really need is a femininomenon
 (A what?)
 A femininomenon
 (Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
 (Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John
 (Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on
 (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon
 (Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
 (Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John
 (Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on
 (Did you hear me? Play the fucking beat!)
 Hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
 (Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John
 (Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on
 (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon
 (Hit it like), hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom
 (Get it hot), get it hot like Papa John
 (Make a bitch), make a bitch go on and on
 (It's a fem) it's a femininomenon
 Hit it like...
 Get it hot...
 Make a bitch...
 It's a fem... (It's a femininomenon)
 Hit it like...
 Get it hot...
 Make a bitch...
 It's a fem (fem, fem, fem)