Everything Happens To Me

I make a date for golf, and you can bet your life it rains
 I try to give a party, and the guy upstairs complains
 I guess I'll go through life, just catching colds and missing trains
 Everything happens to me
 
 I never miss a thing. I've had the measles and the mumps
 And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps
 I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps
 Everything happens to me
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 At first, my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
 That love would turn the trick to end despair
 But now I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
 I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
 I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an air mail special too
 Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due
 I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you
 Everything happens to me
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 I've telegraphed and phoned. I sent an air mail special too
 Your answer was goodbye and there was even postage due
 I fell in love just once, and then it had to be with you
 Everything happens to me