My Dad vs. P.M.

My mom always liked Paul the best
 She liked his smile
 And the way he dressed
 And when he sang
 His mouth made an o whoah
 Dad liked the girl who did "delta dawn"
 But I'll save that for another song
 He loves all animals
 Is what you gotta know
 We started getting death threats
 In the mailbox
 Milk sucks, let the animals go
 They were blaming my dad
 For testing on cats
 They were blaming my dad,
 My dad?
 My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
 He likes to eat meat it's true
 My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
 He don't really care if you don't eat it too
 Paul thought my dad was a science guy
 That makes shampoo
 That doesn't hurt your eyes
 He got reported to P.E.T.A well,
 They had protests in the neighborhood
 When they found out
 They didn't feel too good
 They were looking for a guy
 With a different name
 We stopped getting
 Death threats in the mailbox
 Our lives are back to normal
 And now mom and dad
 Wanna get a cat
 Wanna get a cat
 My mom and dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
 He likes to eat meat it's true
 My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
 He don't really care if you don't eat it too
 Don't eat it too
 Don't eat it too
 Don't eat it too, baby,
 You know that it's true