Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Arrested on charges of unemployment
 He was sittin' in the witness stand
 The judge's wife called up the district attorney
 She said," Free that brown eyed man
 If you want your job, you better free that brown eyed man"
 Flyin' across the desert in a TWA
 I saw a woman walk across the sand
 She been a walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay
 To meet a brown eyed handsome man
 Her destination was the brown eyed handsome man
 Way back in history, three thousand years
 Back ever since the world began
 There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear
 For a brown eyed handsome man
 It's a lot of trouble, with a brown eyed handsome man
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 Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
 Between a doctor and a lawyer man
 Her mother told her darling, go out and find yourself
 A brown eyed handsome man
 Just like your daddy, he's a brown eyed handsome man
 Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
 She had the world in the palm of her hand
 She lost both her arms in a wrestling match
 To meet a brown eyed handsome man
 She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man
 Two, three, the count with nobody on
 He hit a high fly into the stand
 Round the third, he was headed for home
 It was a brown eyed handsome man
 That won the game, it was a brown eyed handsome man