Jaguar And Thunderbird - Single Version

Slow down, little Jaguar
 Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
 Ten miles stretch on an Indiana road
 T'was a sky blue Jaguar and a Thunderbird Ford
 Jaguar setting on 99
 Tryin' to beat the Bird to the county line
 Just a half-a-mile from Ludenville
 There had a speed sign sitting at the top of the hill
 It said, "35 miles, and stay in line"
 But the Jaguar and Thunderbird never read the sign
 Slow down, little Jaguar
 Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
 Ludenville was a real small town
 Had a hundred and two
 And nine acres of ground
 Some stool pigeon put the sheriff wise
 Told him, "Park down in Ludenville
 And catch 'em guys"
 Sheriff laid down, half hid in the weeds
 Parked for eight days, didn't nobody speed
 All of a sudden, dust rose on the road
 Said, "Here come the Jaguar and Thunderbird Ford"
 Slow down, little Jaguar
 Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
 Sheriff doubled clutched second, put it in third
 Took right after the Jaguar and Thunderbird
 He knew he'd get a bonus and a big fat fine
 If he caught 'em 'fore they crossed that line
 Sheriff never drove his car a hundred and flat
 But if he aimed to get 'em
 He'd have to do more than that
 Crest of the hill, is about a yard behind
 There wasn't but two more miles to the county line
 Slow down, little Jaguar
 Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
 Old Sheriff was countin' on the downward grade
 With the tall wind pushin', he had it made
 Thunderbird saw the Sheriff gainin' speed
 And waved "Goodbye, Jaguar" and pulled in the lead
 Jaguar said, "You ain't won the race yet"
 And pulled back around the Bird like a sabre jet
 Sheriff's front bumper was a yard behind
 When the T-Bird, Jaguar crossed the line
 Slow down little Jaguar
 Keep cool little Thunderbird Ford
 Slow down, little Jaguar
 Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
 Slow down, little Jaguar
 Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
 Slow down, little Jaguar
 Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford
 Slow down, little Jaguar
 Keep cool, little Thunderbird Ford