Golden Shower of Hits

Every time I think I'm the only one who's wrong
 When someone calls on me
 Every now and then I spend the time to find the person
 Who's so close to me
 And then along comes Mary
 And does she want to give me kicks
 And no other chick can give me the good memories
 I've really got the tales of all the trials and tribulations
 No one's ever seen
 Why do birds suddenly appear
 Every time you are near?
 Just like me, they long to be
 Close to you
 Why do stars fall down from the skies
 Every time you walk by?
 Just like me, they long to be
 Close to you
 On the day that you were born, the fairies got together
 And decided to create a dream come true
 So they sprinkled angel dust in your hair
 And gold and starlight in your eyes of blue
 Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
 Gotta grab some afternoon delight
 My motto's always been "When it's right, it's right"
 While we can fill the middle of a cold dark night
 When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
 And we know the night is always gonna be here any way
 Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
 Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
 Rubbin' sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite
 And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting
 Skyrockets in flight
 Afternoon delight
 Afternoon delight
 Having my baby
 What a wonderful way of sayin' how much you love me
 Having my baby
 What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me
 I can see it
 Face is glowin'
 I can see it in your eyes
 I'm happy knowin'
 That you're having my baby
 You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
 Having my baby
 You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya
 Love, love will keep us together
 Think of me babe, whenever
 Some sweet-talking guy comes along, singing a song
 Don't mess around, you've just got to be strong
 Stop (Stop)
 I really love you
 Stop (Stop)
 I'll be thinking of you
 Look in my heart and let love
 Our little boy is four years old and quite a little man
 So we spell out the words, we don't want him to understand
 Like T-O-Y or S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
 But the words we're holding from him now
 Tear the heart right out of me
 Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
 Me and the little S-O-B will be goin' away
 But, I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L on me
 How, I wish that we could stop this D-I-V-O-R-C-E
 Golden shower of hits
 Golden shower of hits
 Golden shower of hits
 Golden shower of hits
 Golden shower of hits